I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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