It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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