Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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