that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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