i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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