I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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