we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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