Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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