yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
