My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
it was like eating out sand paper
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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