she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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