her vagine was all disorganized.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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