u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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