Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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