Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Are we still banned from the library?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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