Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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