after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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