I wish life had little blips of pornography
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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