So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
