I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
