friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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