my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Still dying that you shit outside
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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