My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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