this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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