Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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