we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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