Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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