Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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