Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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