Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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