We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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