At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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