Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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