This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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