arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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