everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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