you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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