People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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