Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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