To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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