i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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