i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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