Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize