Me too!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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