If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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