It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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