If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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