My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
can u get pink eye on your cock?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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