help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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