WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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