The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
