it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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