Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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