She said her name was "party"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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