well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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